Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, Go To Hell
  The Law of Guns and Canon
  Annoy.com,
  May 31, 2002
  http://www.annoy.com/editorials/doc.html?DocumentID=100359
  By Clinton Fein
  They function as entities unto themselves. They have their own standards,
  their own morals, their own values and their own set of laws that govern their
  conduct. Deference is given to them by both courts and constitutions globally.
  Both have been beset by scandal, time and time again. Most often, it’s about
  sex.
  For all their differences, they are disturbingly similar. The United States
  military and the Catholic Church are two among the most powerful institutions
  in the world. The law of guns and canons, namely the Uniform Code of Military
  Justice (UCMJ), governs American men and women in uniform (and prisoners of
  war, visa violators, and men with slightly darker skin than Tonya Harding with
  last names like Paula Abdul). The 1917 and revised 1983 Codes of Canon law (COC),
  on the other hand, also govern men in uniform, albeit uniforms that would
  result in an immediate discharge if worn by men in the military. Women in
  either uniform are not particularly favored by either institution.
  Both patriarchal hierarchies are governed by excessive structures and
  strict codes of conduct that inevitably run against the grain of human nature
  and ultimately are impossible to maintain to serve the intended purpose. Both
  the institutions and the laws that govern them are shrouded in secrecy and
  lies and plagued by abuse and cover-ups, yet both are held up as bastions of
  social virtue and moral certitude. Both duck and dive in their conduct and
  twisted phraseology, their attempts to govern human relationships revealing
  more about their inadequacies than their strengths. And both shoulder more
  responsibility for the damage incurred on themselves and those they touch than
  any outside influences, which both seeks to blame.
  "De sexton," the Sixth commandment, ("Thou shall not commit
  adultery") is used as a catch-all phrase for any kind of sexual problem
  or crime, and conduct "in re turpi" (which refers to particularly
  offensive transgressions, including ‘unnatural’ acts) are the most
  frequently used by the Church to describe the conduct of their escalating
  wayward priests. Similarly, the United States military insists on
  adultery-free conduct for married servicemembers (Commanders in Chief
  notwithstanding) and even prohibits ‘unnatural acts’ such as sodomy (the
  infamous Article 125) between married adults.
  In order to appreciate their similarities, it makes sense to consider the
  extent to which, in many ways, they serve as polar opposites. It would serve
  those seeking to bring about change in the Church by relaxing the Papal
  doctrine on celibacy, homosexuals and women to study what the playing field
  will look like by exploring the nuances of the "Don’t Ask, Don’t
  Tell" military policy of the United States.
  The Unites States military represents a microcosm of America at large, and
  as such, has often been unwillingly forced to adjust its positions and
  policies in order to keep up with societal changes. President Harry S. Truman’s
  Executive Order, which brought an end to official segregation in the armed
  forces, was only signed in 1948. The Catholic Church responds to change at a
  far slower pace, euphemistically speaking. Modern science cannot even shake
  some of the firmly held tenets of Christian doctrine. Graciously the Church
  apologized to Galileo Galilei for his 1632 heresy conviction just slightly
  before Bill Clinton apologized to America for feeding Monica Lewinsky under
  the desk.
  The Catholic Church has been under heavy attack by the media (who might
  finally succeed where modern science failed once the talk of increased
  "chatter" subsides, Evita W. Bush returns from the Rainbow tour to
  Europe and they can revert back to sex, lies and who murdered Chandra).
  America’s smorgasbord of fast-food journalism is so excited by the sex
  abuse scandal they are grudgingly, if barely, covering the explosive situation
  in the Middle East and that other place where, yawn, Donald Rumsfeld is still
  planning Missile Defense Shield strategies and a war on Iraq in the name of,
  yawn, terrorism. The more cynical among us are hard pressed to avoid
  considering Cardinal Bernard Law reneged on the abuse settlement originally
  promised to victims to pay Donald Rumsfeld, John Ashcroft and FBI Director
  Robert Mueller to take heat for withholding receipt of a certain FBI memo from
  Phoenix as a distraction to move the scandal from the front pages.
  More dangerous to the Church though, is the attack by decent Catholics who
  have finally decided enough is enough. Watching the Church leadership choke on
  its own moldy and stale diet of bigotry, deceit, blame and blackmail has
  become nothing short of a spectator sport in the United States, and with the
  God-answered cancellation of the XFL and the dismal failure to find the
  untouchable Osama bin Laden, Americans want blood.
  In a series of what can only be politely termed public relations
  catastrophes, it appears that every time a Cardinal opens his mouth, another
  nail is hammered into the coffin of papal credibility, sending the media into
  a feeding frenzy and both Catholics and non-Catholics alike reeling in
  incredulous horror. For all his Doctor Strangelove evil logic and demented
  hand gestures, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld is winning the PR battle—at
  least in America—where the Church is imploding. From statements expressing
  how much the Pope loves contact with children, to strategically disastrous
  accusations and Clintonesque parsing from the likes of Cardinals Edward Egan,
  Bernard Law, Roger Mahoney and George Francis. All that’s left is for them
  to adopt Michael Jackson’s "Keep the Faith" as their theme song to
  get them through the crisis.
  A hastily arranged meeting with the Pope at the Vatican allowed the
  Cardinals to escape into five star luxury in Italy and avoid the rapidly
  boiling discontent in the forms of protests and calls for resignation—particularly,
  Boston’s Bernard Law. Law, in perfect tradition, relocated a pedophile who
  was publicly advocating sex between men and boys to minister children, and not
  just one either—both former priest John J. Geoghan and the Rev. Paul R.
  Shanley have been blessed with Law’s denial in the form of praise and
  relocation. The moral and intellectual equivalent of hiring Jeffrey Dahmer as
  a babysitter, or Mike Tyson as a rape counselor. And the public relations
  equivalent of positioning Aldridge Ames to explain how giving a student visa
  to Mohammed Atta was an isolated, unexpected mistake. Or hiring Oliver North
  as a military strategist and expect anyone to believe him. (Well, except Fox
  news).
  In a display of the worst possible arrogance and contempt, Law has accused
  children that were raped and molested, and their parents, of negligence. Los
  Angeles’ Cardinal Roger Mahoney has been equally vitriolic as accusations of
  abuse by him and his priests mount by the minute. From Milwaukee to Florida,
  the list of abusive Bishops and priests keeps growing. The Boston archdiocese
  has identified more than 80 priests in the Boston area who have been accused
  of molesting minors over the past 40 years. In 1991, more than 80 women were
  sexually assaulted by drunken Navy and Marine aviators at a convention,
  infamously referred to as Tailhook. Silence, blaming the victim, denial
  cover-ups, and eventually payouts served as a huge wake up call at the time.
  The keyword du jour for the Cardinal Cleansing Conference was "zero
  tolerance"—a typically shallow, overused American buzzword that has
  oversimplified complex issues resulting in teachers sending children home for
  daring to bring pencils to school, or publicly hoisting their skirts to ensure
  appropriate panties—if any at all.
  Seeped in denial, and framing the summit, was papal biographer George
  Weigel’s observation that the "serious problem of homosexually oriented
  clergy who are not living chaste celibate lives" was to blame along with
  the "culture of dissent that has contributed immeasurably to the
  ecclesiastical atmosphere in which sexual misconduct festers."
  Chicago’s Cardinal Francis George sought to explain the Vatican’s
  reluctance to take on a "zero tolerance policy" by stating the
  Church needed "wiggle room" the exercise of which is responsible for
  the current crisis to begin with. Adding insult to injury, he continued to
  remarkably distinguish between a pedophile like Rev. Paul R. Shanley, preying
  on young, prepubescent boys, and a heterosexual priest succumbing to the
  advances of a young ‘fifteen-year-old lady’ after drinking one too many
  Scotches. Perhaps a distinction does exist. Just ask the parents of a
  traumatized fifteen year old tormented and plagued with nightmares of the
  alcoholic pig that violated her trust and innocence in the name of Jesus,
  wearing his collar.
  Of Cardinal Bernard Law’s game of musical parishes for molester priests,
  Cardinal George added: "He said that if he had not made some terrible
  mistakes, we probably would not be here. He apologized for it. He said nothing
  about resignation and we did not ask him." Indeed they didn’t, and
  therein perhaps resides the biggest problem. While the frequently violated
  "Don’t Ask," provision of the military policy is designed to
  protect gay servicemembers from being forced to reveal their orientation in
  violation of the "Don’t Tell" provision, the Church’s "Don’t
  Ask" policy represents a systemic failure of Church leadership to seek
  answers to what really lies beneath the plague of abuse that is tarnishing the
  integrity of the Church to the core, as well as a failure to ask priests
  candidly whether or not the accusations are true.
  The Church closet is being ripped off its hinges, as she seeks to upgrade
  her current policy of sheltering pedophiles with relocation strategies that
  endanger children, paying off victims for their silence and continuing the
  systemic hierarchy of failure. Seemingly floored that the Church would be
  revealed as a bastion of homosexuality as its leaders sashay about in satin
  and sashes like aging beauty-pageant contestants, trying to pick up the pieces—serving
  as a showcase to every aspiring drag queen by offering the only outlet where
  silky dresses and ornate jewelry can be worn legitimately and with impunity
  and still engender pride in Mom and Dad.
  Celibacy has always been the perfect excuse to avoid repeating the
  embarrassing flaccidity on Prom night in a pre-Viagra age, where taking vows
  to refrain from carnal intimacy with women was nothing short of a blessed
  relief that finally put to rest the stereotypical, yet unavoidable, questions
  pertaining masculinity, sensitivity, sexual orientation and prolonged
  bachelorhood. Any man who looks you in the eyes and tells you they are
  "married to the Church" has sexual identity issues worth
  questioning.
  Similarly, the military, which has always prided itself on turning boys
  into men, (using recruiting posters homoerotic enough to confuse the branding
  with Abercrombie & Fitch catalogs), continues to serve as the perfect
  setup for Cody Cocksucker to delay marrying that clingy girl-next-door or Phen-fen-popping
  cheerleader and hide among more than a few good men for a few good years.
  Now, the Church’s version of the "Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell"
  policy that spawned the current crisis is under the most microscopic of
  scrutiny since the secular world challenged the Church to admit that Aristotle
  was wrong. Particularly as many Catholics, including some leaders, suggest
  factors such as homosexuality, the strict refusal of the Church to ordain
  women and the strict celibacy requirements of Priests are at the very heart of
  the scandal.
  It was not until recently that the United States military finally admitted
  (to the few left still in the dark) that there were gays serving in every
  branch and every special unit, receiving Purple Hearts and Bronze Stars. It
  was a reasonable assumption if one was to have merely looked at the costs
  incurred in first training them, then investigating them and rooting them out.
  That’s just called treason, however. The best thing Al Quada has going for
  it is "Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell".
  In a similar vein, the Catholic Church has spent millions and millions of
  dollars covering up incidents of abuse and pedophilia by relocating the
  culprits and paying off victims and their families in return for silence that
  has enabled the most insidious denial. No gays in the military. No pedophiles
  in the Church.
  Now, incredulously, importantly earnest writers with gentle manners—such
  as National Review’s William F. Buckley—are singing the praises of the
  rector for New York’s Archdiocese, Monsignor Eugene Clark, for being ‘brave’
  enough to mention the ‘elephant in the room,’—the fact that the scandal
  facing the Church is not a pedophile problem. It’s a homosexual problem.
  Comforting, of course, to the fifteen-year-old slut who took advantage of the
  poor Priest who couldn’t handle his booze. And to the family of that wicked,
  sick, disgusting faggot, Father Mychal Judge, who got what he deserved when
  the second tower fell on top of him, cocksucker, as he administered last rites
  to fallen firemen on September 11, 2001. Better dead, the bastard. Not quite
  the type we want marching in our Saint Patrick’s Day parades.
  For many Catholics, such as the firemen who loved and respected Mychal
  Judge, his sexual orientation was unimportant—perhaps even more so, since he
  was, after all, a priest. Most servicemembers on active duty care more about a
  fellow servicemember’s ability to shoot straight when they fire a weapon
  rather than be straight when they ejaculate. Monsignor Clark believes, as do
  many other Church elders, that pedophilia is rampant in the Church because of
  the presence of active homosexuals since there are more male to male
  occurrences of pedophilia. So much so, they have begun referring to the
  problem as ephebophilia—homosexual attraction to adolescent boys. As if
  shifting letters and changing grammar—as they do priests, from parish to
  parish—will solve the problem. Given that women can’t be ordained, and the
  Church’s sanctuary for and protection of anyone harboring sexual dysfunction
  of any kind, the problem clearly points to the composition of the Church,
  rather than homosexuality.
  ‘Active’ is the operative word, however, and is the root distinction
  between the "Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell" policies of the Church and
  the military respectively. The first of many disastrous moves by President
  Clinton, the military’s "Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell" policy was an
  unworkable compromise passed to appease bigots and avoid the real issue. (And
  stroke the shattered ego of the uglier, less election-worthy Southern
  Democrat, Sam Nunn). The military had no other choice than to admit that there
  were just too many gays in its ranks to argue that gays couldn’t serve
  admirably without admitting that the military was fundamentally unprepared and
  ineffective as a cohesive unit.
  So a flawed policy, that continues to this day, allows an absurd charade to
  exist, which communicates that although the military knows that gays are rife
  among their ranks, they don’t want to know who. The biggest difference
  between the two policies boils down to conduct. The military policy makes no
  distinction between speech and conduct. A celibate servicemember professing to
  be gay will be discharged for homosexual conduct. There exists a rebuttable
  presumption that the statement alone will invariably lead to prohibited
  conduct, and therefore is conduct already.
  In early March, Vatican spokesman Joaquin Navarro-Valls told The New York
  Times that "people with (homosexual) inclinations just cannot be
  ordained.that does not imply a final judgment on people with homosexuality,
  but you cannot be in this field."
  The Church, in its "love the sinner, hate the sin" paradigm of
  hypocrisy, clearly does distinguish between conduct and speech. Celibacy,
  however, is celibacy. Homosexual conduct is a sin only if acted upon, even if
  by a heterosexual; celibacy by a homosexual is not. In other words, it makes
  no difference if a priest is gay or straight really, because it makes no
  difference who the hell they aren’t allowed to fuck.
  The military’s "Don’t Tell" provision, in theory, is designed
  to prevent straight servicemembers—not from the anguish of knowing that some
  in their unit are gay, mind you—but rather from discovering who. For the
  Church, however, the "Don’t Tell" concept is designed to prevent
  public knowledge of the abuse, avoid criminal prosecution and to suppress
  potential claims. Secrecy, lies and denial remain the key ingredients to the
  effective implementation of both policies.
  The Church insidiously strong-arms its aggrieved into adopting a "Don’t
  Tell" position by paying victims to refrain from taking civil action or
  otherwise making an issue in order to avoid scandal "for the good of the
  Church." The military, "for the good of the military," believes
  the presence of closeted soldiers in foxholes—or the immediate discharge of
  mission-critical gays that reveal their orientation truthfully—will somehow
  engender unit cohesion and bolster military preparedness. A servicemember is
  to stay in the closet and engender trust by lying to commanders "for the
  good of the military," while an abuse victim, "for the good of the
  Church," must become complicit in protecting evil within the power
  structure, facilitate a complete avoidance of cleric accountability, deceive
  the laity and remain silent in the knowledge that abusive priests from Fort
  Lauderdale to Poughkeepsie are plowing prepubescent ass with impunity.
  Deference is given to the military brass by congress and even the Supreme
  Court to override constitutional protections afforded to civilians and impose
  what they feel is in the best interest of the military. For the Catholic
  Church, the arrogance and denial reflected by the Church leadership highlights
  a reliance on "clericalism"—an ideology gleefully embraced by the
  leadership, and reinforced on the laity which suggests that somehow the silk
  clad clergy are entitled to special privileges and respect. The Church takes
  advantage of victims already abused by its own, by encouraging and maintaining
  an enduring attitude that it is sinful or wrong to make any kind of accusation
  against a priest or a bishop or that priests and bishops would never do
  anything evil or wrong. In addition to their internalized fear and blame, an
  abused child is further faced with challenging deeply held convictions among
  his or her parents, the Church and even civic leaders, that making accusations—let
  alone bringing charges—against a priest or bishop is nothing short of an
  attack against the Church and religion itself.
  According to the Code of Canon Law, the sexual abuse of or contact with a
  minor under the age of 16 is a violation of a priest’s obligation of
  celibacy. In other words, it’s about the priest, not the victim. Clerics
  guilty of sex abuse of minors are to be punished with appropriate penalties
  not excluding dismissal from the clerical state according to these canons.
  Clearly dismissal is not an automatic punishment for unequivocal guilt. The
  Code does not mention homosexuality or homosexual acts specifically, because
  fortunately someone was smart enough to realize back then that fucking kids is
  wrong for heterosexual priests as well.
  Despite mention of punishments inflicted on clerics for homosexual crimes
  in the Christian Penitential Books of the 6th to 11th centuries, Catholic
  Church authorities, such as Cardinal Bernard Law, suggest that the problem of
  sexual abuse of young boys and girls by horny, drunk and pedophilic priests is
  a recently surfaced problem, which only now, is serious enough to be discussed
  at Vatican meetings and Bishop Conferences. We and, more importantly, victims
  are supposed to take comfort in the fact that despite the references to sexual
  abuse of minors as a specific crime in the 1917 Code of Canon Law, and again
  in the revised Code of Canon Law of 1983, the hierarchy is finally willing to
  admit—half-assed—that there might be a pedophile problem—by blaming
  homosexuals.
  Since, as the codifications suggest, the problem is hardly a new one, and
  if the problem was important and severe enough to be included in the canons
  and Penitential Books, how on earth can the Church claim ignorance of its
  horrific effects on children, reassign priests accused of raping and molesting
  children, and worse, why would they pay millions of dollars to keep the abuse
  a secret? Granted, no organization relishes the attention and public relations
  damage that results from such disclosures, but none are quite as vocal in
  their judgments and condemnations either. Endangering and hanging out violated
  children to dry is hardly a noble fucking alternative for which one can claim
  moral authority.
  Even if one is to assume the best, and accept that the Church leadership
  genuinely, if ignorantly, thought that silencing victims and relocating and
  transferring priests from parish to parish was going to remedy the situation,
  how could they have possibly ignored the growing evidence of rampant
  recidivism of priests "cured" and what explanation can be given for
  their failure to conclude that shuffling priests does not solve the problem of
  pedophilia any more than electro-shock therapy does homosexuality. Especially
  if armed with more than enough medical evidence making clear the extensive
  harm to victims, their families and to society resulting from child sexual
  abuse. If fucking causes unwanted pregnancy, you don’t keep fucking. You
  either use birth control, or stop fucking. Or become Andrea Yates.
  While the "Don’t Ask" component of the military policy resulted
  in the removal of questions pertaining to sexual orientation from recruiting
  questionnaires and forbade officers from asking about a servicemembers
  orientation, the Church has implemented a rigorous screening program designed
  to ensure a heterosexual priesthood. "Asking" is part of the
  process, although, as pointed out earlier, the Church is asking the wrong
  questions of the wrong people. Clearly neither the military nor Church’s
  screening programs—asking or avoiding—works in keeping out homosexuals.
  The argument for and against the ordaining of women is inextricably linked
  to the issue of homosexuals in the Church, and once again, the military policy
  offers a telling comparison. (No pun intended). While the President and his
  men derided the Taliban for their appalling treatment of women as a
  justification for their continued destruction of Afghanistan, close advisor,
  Karen Hughes, mysteriously resigned from her White House post, First Lady,
  Laura Bush, collected sewing kits to send to Afghani women, and good old
  American female servicemembers (those who weren’t sitting submissively in
  the back of cars wearing full body covering and Burkas in Saudi Arabia) were
  discharged at a rate nearly twice their presence in the service. Women
  comprise approximately 14% of the total force strength, yet 30% of gay
  discharges for 2001 were women.
  The military spares no expense in both the implementation and violation of
  its "Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell" policy. Notorious for witch hunts
  and campaigns to weed out men and women they have spent millions of dollars
  preparing and training, a mere suggestion, or incorrectly interpreted glance,
  is enough to trigger an investigation. Successfully too, according to figures
  released March 14, 2002 by Washington D.C. based watchdog group, the
  Servicemembers Legal Defense Network (SLDN). Citing Department of Defense
  figures, the Pentagon fired a record 1,250 men and women—or 3-4 service
  members every day—for being lesbian, gay or bisexual. The figure is the
  highest number of gay discharges since 1987, seven years prior to the
  implementation of the Pentagon’s "Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell"
  policy.
  The opposite attitude prevails with the Church, however, which all but
  denies accusations or complaints about pedophilia and child abuse, and ignores
  rumors and red flags that would sooner have triggered a sexual harassment
  investigation at Enron than a pedophile investigation by the Church.
  Rather than confront the widening crisis, the Catholic Church is surrounded
  by enablers and other two-bit commentators who will do anything to scapegoat
  others instead. Crisis Magazine, an aptly named Catholic answer to the
  National Enquirer, has already begun pointing to statistics on women abusers
  in order to justify the Church’s dismal record in protecting children:
  "In 1994, the National Opinion Research Center showed that the second
  most common form of child sexual abuse involved women abusing boys. For every
  three male abusers, there’s one female abuser. Statistics on female sex
  offenders are more difficult to obtain because the crime is more hidden."
  Whether the Church is spitting out this data—coupled with comments like
  those of Joaquin Navarro-Valls—to support their inaction, or hint at why the
  ordination of women might not be such a good idea, it’s worth taking note.
  Particularly by those lobbying the tone deaf Catholic church. Straight women
  who refuse to succumb to the advances of lecherous commanders and other
  leering male servicemembers are accused of being lesbians or sluts, of course,
  if they comply. This Whore/Dyke syndrome provides a depressing glimpse of what
  one can expect if the Church ever deigns to ordain women. As sure as priests
  diddle kids, this is the methodology that will be used to weed women out. What
  better than to rid the Church of women by accusing them of being lesbians? Or
  child molesters?
  Despite shrill protestations by Church leaders suggesting there is no
  conflict between the regulations and norms contained in the Code and other
  Church law provisions, and the secular or civil law on matters related to the
  impropriety of sexually abusing, molesting or otherwise harassing children,
  the proof is in the ever-expanding mountain of evidence that tells a very
  different story. In spite of all of this, the Catholic Church continues to
  assume the right to speak out on various public issues, which it claims are
  grounded in religious teaching and impact on the civic culture.
  How dare the Pope, his clergy and religious leaders assume moral authority
  with their hypocritical frowning on harmless acts such as masturbation,
  pre-marital sex, birth control, anal and oral sex—all roads culminating in
  sinful (albeit consensual) pleasure in the absence of procreation, yet in the
  protection of the procreated, remain dangerously and irresponsibly silent and
  allow the unconscionable sexual abuse of children to fester along all roads
  leading to, and emanating from, Rome?
  In April, the head of a Vatican council, Archbishop Julián Herranz, stated
  bishops should not be required to turn over records on abusive priests to
  prosecutors. Reverend Gianfranco Ghirlanda, an influential Vatican canon
  lawyer, published an article in the magazine Civilta Cattolica suggesting
  bishops not cooperate with law-enforcement officials in sexual molestation
  cases involving priests, nor tell a parish that receives a pedophile priest
  about his history because that would ruin the priest’s "good
  reputation."
  The Church is facing a crisis of unprecedented proportions in modern times.
  And while the comparison to the military’s policy is instructive, the major
  difference is that the military’s policy, for all its unfairness, hypocrisy
  and traitorous conduct that weakens the country’s effective argument and
  defense against terrorism, the voluntary actions of adults are central to the
  issue. The Church’s conduct makes them, at least, accessories in the rape
  and abuse of children physically and emotionally, which, coupled with their
  implausible denial, is nothing short of criminal, for which they should be
  tried and punished, Canon law be damned.
  Parents can no longer turn a blind eye either. Short of arming our children
  before sending them to confess their sins or Sunday school, and teaching them
  to aim and fire when a priest makes an unwelcome sexual advance, the reality
  is that trusting a Catholic priest, or even a Bishop, alone with a child today
  should be considered nothing less than gross negligence and child
  endangerment. We now have more than enough evidence to discount pleadings of
  ignorance, and in addition to shaking the walls of denial surrounding the
  Church, parents should be held accountable the same way as they should for
  allowing their young children to navigate the Internet unaccompanied or
  leaving a small child alone in a car on a sweltering day with the windows
  closed.
  
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